YOU TWO ARE SO COOL YOUR LOVE ROCKS!
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THE WHOLE ENCHILADA
Starting at $1050
Want to go all out and have everything you’ve ever dreamed of? Then this ceremony is for you.
The Whole Enchilda is 100% customisable to be whatever you want it to be – I’ll even dress as an enchilada if that’s what you want. If you want to rap your vows, walk down the aisle to the bagpipes or perform the ancient ritual of your homeland, this is the package for you!
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THE 15 MINUTES OF FAME
Starting at $850
Like the idea of having a ceremony but don’t want the fanfare, then this is probably your jam. The 15 minutes of fame is just that – a short, sharp and to the point ceremony about you but without all the back story and flourishes.
I’ll still work my magic and deliver you a kick-arse ceremony with as much narrative as your heart desires, but this package is for those of you wanting to get onto the celebrating more than the formalities.
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THE WHAM, BAM
Starting at $500
Don’t want any of the bells and whistles associated with a traditional wedding? Keen to elope? Really just want to get married? Then this is the package for you?
This option allows you to get married whenever and wherever you choose – home, your local pub even at the train station if you choose… the opportunities are endless. All you need is two witnesses, yourselves and me! Yep, it’s that simple. This legals only options will make you just as married as everyone else but without all the fuss.
All packages include an obligation free, pre-ceremony meeting to make sure we vibe and unlimited phone and email support because I’m pretty sure we’re about to become best friends.
If you’re going with the 15 minutes or fame we can catch up again, and want the Whole Enchilada?
We can hang out as much as you want! You’ll also have use of my fan-dangle PA system, I’ll make sure all the legal paperwork is looked after and I’ll even chuck in one of those fancy, commemorative keep-sake marriage certs for you, what more could you want?
Please note, a small travel fee may apply for ceremonies more than 50km from Frankston.
You have questions…
+ What ID do we need for the paperwork??
You’ll need to get your hands on either your passport or birth certificate and a form of photo ID – generally drivers’ licence is the go-to. If you have been previously married I’ll also need to see your Divorce Order.
+ Do you always use the same ceremony???
NO, not even a little. I write all my ceremonies from scratch, every time. None of my couples are the same so their ceremony definitely needs to reflect them – not Bob and Sam from 3 years ago…
+ Can our wedding be a surprise?
For your guests? Absolutely, in fact these are so much fun to do. However unfortunately you can’t surprise your intended spouse with a wedding – both of you need to be fully aware and on-board with where and when you are getting married.
+ How long does the ceremony take?
The majority of ceremonies take between 15 and 25 minutes however this is not a set-in-stone rule, it can be whatever you want it to be. Anything longer than half an hour and the crowd tend to get a bit restless however it’s not about them so what you want goes!
+ Do I need to be an Australian to get married here?
Not at all – anyone can marry here!
+ Do we need a Bridal Party?
Do I need to walk down an aisle? Do I need to have an aisle? Does everything need to be white? Do we have to do all that death til us part mumbo jumbo? What MUST we do??
Nup, nup, nup, nup, NUP. It’s pretty damn simple, the only things that are legally required to get you guys hitched is completion of the Notice of Intended Marriage at least a month prior to your wedding date, we need you guys (obviously), two witnesses over the age of 18, and me. The formalities must consist of a grand total 128 specific words shared between you and me, and a couple of signatures. That’s it. Nothing more is needed.
